Monday, August 18, 2008

You took a date to prom???

Last night, we had some of our favorite friends over for dessert.  Now, for some reason, we are surrounded by friends who are the fit, athletic type.  Of course, I’m allergic to activity, period.

In a prior conversation, the “fit” wife mentioned that she had never gotten along with a non-athletic person as well as she gets along with me, before.  (That’s code for, “you are my first fat friend.”)

Keeping this in mind, here’s an excerpt from our conversation:

  • Fit Guy:  “So how do you like the new mini-van?”
  • Allison:  “It’s ok, but isn’t sporty enough.  Your car is sporty.”
  • Fit Guy:  “Are you kidding me?”
  • Dave:  “Yeah, I drove a car like yours to my senior prom.  I think it is pretty sporty”
  • Fit Girl:  “You took a date to the prom?”
  • Dave:  “Yeah, heavy people have dates too…  Of course she had to do it as part of her community service hours.  Or maybe it was a dare or something.”
  • Everyone but Dave:  Multiple rounds of laughter.
  • Dave:  Cries on the inside.

That was fantastic!  Her name was Misty and she was a lovely young lady, and NO, I wasn’t related to her!

This whole “fat friend” thing takes some getting used to.  :-)

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Random is my middle name

I added a little widget on the right that displays the albums I have purchased from iTunes.  Am I the most random fella on the planet or what?  “The Meters” album is my favorite right now.  Click the album to preview.  I can already name 3 people who will immediately roll their eyes, 2 who will laugh out loud, and 1 who will be mad that I spent money on it (sorry honey!)  :-)

By the way… iPhone voting (see right bar) ends on Friday morning.  (because I’ll be at the store at 8 AM.)

So far, I think I would feel a little insecure if I got the white one.  We’ll see, though.

Reading…

I’ve never been much of a reader, but lately, current events have persuaded me to take some personal responsibility for knowing what is going on in our world. 

Recently, two subjects have grabbed my attention:

1.  The US economy.  In an election year when neither mainstream candidate seems to align with my conservative values, I have a real concern for where the liberal (progressive, left-wing, socialist… take your pick) economic agenda will take our economy.  One fascinating read for me was, “The Forgotten Man” by Amity Shlaes.  It’s a sobering historical account of how the US entered the Great Depression, and how misguided policies by the president at the time (FDR) served to prolong the depression many years beyond what the rest of the world experienced.  Unfortunately, our current political, social, and economic climate is eerily similar to that of 1929.

2.  The progressive movement in our country.  After reading “The Forgotten Man,” and learning about some disturbing political movements that were active at the time, I decided to dig a little deeper into the origins of the “progressive” movement that liberals are so eager to identify themselves with these days.  This second book is called, “Liberal Fascism” by Jonah Goldberg.  I know the title and picture on the cover evokes some powerful emotions in people, but I assure you that he isn’t equating modern liberals to nazis.  The flavor of this read is more closely aligned to the notion that fascism comes in all kinds of shapes and sizes and Hitler / Mussolini were part of an extreme variety.  The author argues that modern progressive ideas are generally mildly fascist in nature, however nowhere near the level of the bad guys mentioned above.  He calls it “fascism with a smiley face.”  (Which we should still run from as a people!)  I’ve just started this one, but I’ll be sure to come back with my final verdict, however I can already tell that it will be a worthwhile read. 

 

Fascism:

"A philosophy or system of government that is marked by stringent social and economic control, a strong, centralized government usually headed by a dictator, and often a policy of belligerent nationalism." (From The American Heritage Dictionary)

Honestly, I didn’t know what the word meant (and this is just one definition,) but the idea is that the government is big and the people are small.  This is exactly opposite of how our founding fathers designed this country to be, but listen to our candidates (including our current president) talk about the “programs” that they want to put in place that will essentially make our government bigger.

Because I’m in the car for an hour and a half each day, I normally listen to audio books, as I prefer to love on my family while I’m at home.  So, the pictures above will take you to the iTunes store, or you can easily find the books at Amazon.com.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Apple iPhone 3G: Daddy Like… Daddy Like

 

 

July 11th is the big day!  Apple is coming out with the new iPhone that will completely rock.  Chances are pretty good that I’ll be camped out in Tulsa waiting in line to buy one. (Yes, I will have to cancel meetings with clients to make that happen.)  You see, I dropped my current phone a couple of months ago, and now the space glass has a big fat crack across the front of it.  Of course my policy is to ALWAYS say no to crack, sooooooo… yeah.

Honestly, the iPhone is the best phone you can buy, as long as you aren’t blind and have fingers.  If you fall into that category and you are remotely considering a new phone, this one would have my strongest endorsement.

The only question is whether to go with salt or pepper?

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Bus Driving Story

I had a flashback to my old bus driving days when a new bus driver called in over the radio and said:

"Unit 47 to Dispatch...
…I've got green fluid dripping out of my rear."

(The engine was in the back of the bus and she was referring to a coolant leak.)

NICE!

 

Screw the Caribou… Drill Alaska!

I’m so going to get one of these!

I've got lots to say about our country’s energy policies, but I’m too tired to get into it tonight.  Thankfully, I’m rather satisfied with just putting this little nugget out there for now.

“How are you doing today?”

Perhaps I’m just getting calloused and cynical, but I have a mounting frustration with the guy that runs the Starbucks drive-thru.  Every time I go there, he greets me with the following line:

“Good morning, welcome to Starbucks…
How are you doing today?”

I know you are wondering what the big deal is.  My problem with this guy is that he is being disingenuous.  He doesn’t care how I’m doing!

He asks every single customer the same fake question everyday, expecting the same fake answer every time… “Fine, thanks.”  One tale tale sign that he doesn’t really care is the fact that he obliviously asks the same question when my window is rolled down in the pouring down rain.  My philosophy is to be genuine.  I don’t ask how someone is doing if I’m not interested in hearing the real answer.

Can you imagine what he would do if I actually unloaded how I’m really doing on a particularly bad day?